*snort* The author of the unwritten fanfiction novel Russet Noon,* Lady Sybilla,** also known as Glorianna Arias, is jamming every possible mention of her book onto her page. Positive or not.

So:

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Sybilla. You’re still crazy.

* “Russet” referring to Jacob Black’s skin tone, because describing a Native American as russet is totally not racist.

** Protip: Randomly conferring titles on yourself is cool and sophisticated and in no way a red flag for crazy.