Would you review my book?

Sure! …Maybe. I’m picky, I’m snarky, and I don’t have much time to read. Send me a copy of your book, and if it grabs me, I’ll read and review it.

I will read self-published books as well as press-published books. If it’s good, I’ll give it a good review. If it’s bad, well, I love bad self-published books, and will tear them apart with teeth, claws, and gusto. Some people think this is good publicity. Others think it’s just good entertainment. YMMV. If you send me a book and don’t want it savaged, make sure it’s good before you send it.

I’d like to buy a link on your site.

Sorry, I don’t sell links. If your site is immediately related to something on this site, send me the link and I’ll consider adding it to a resource section. But no promises, no mutual links required, and NO LINK-BUYING SPAM DAMMIT.